Why ‘Lonely’ Kemi Olunloyo Desperately Needs A Man In Her Life… Please Epp!

0 KIKI GIST Friday, October 14, 2016

Kemi Olunloyo has been in the news in the last couple of days over her head-over-heels crush on suspended Legislator, Hon. Abdulmumin Jibrin. Though, she has said that she cannot date the man as he is married and she cannot see a married man; still, her everyday controversial pokenosing in every matter that does concern her and not is a clear indication that the 52 year old needs a companion as a matter of urgency.

5 Important and Not So Important reasons Madam KOO needs a man in her life desperately.

1. She needs a man to sometimes seize her phone and stop her from ranting endlessly on Twitter and other social media platforms.

2. She also needs a man to help her scratch that hard-to-reach itchy spot in the middle of her back.

3. Kemi needs someone who can meet her emotional needs, a man with strong shoulders to cry on and say ‘don’t take that person’s comment serious, just ignore them’. She wouldn’t need to take out her frustrations on the Timeline everyday.

4. Having someone to ask, ‘what shall we have for dinner tonight?’ and to sit at the table with and talk and laugh will help her mental stability.

5. And finally, she really need a man so that she can seek his opinion on things — and then do the exact opposite of what he says!